I’ve Never Won Anything In My Entire Life…
Until now. Not sure if any of you follow the Sisterhood of the Traveling Ugly Stag-Suit. If not, you can see its history HERE, HERE, HERE and HERE. If so… guess who just found out she’s the BIG WINNER of the suit? That’s right, yours truly! Thanks for picking me Michelle (What did I ever do to you? Geez.)
So I’ve never won anything in my entire life. Nothing. And now, as if God is playing some cruel joke on me, I win this… not a car, not the lotto, not a house, not a years worth of something useful… this:
I don’t know whether to clap or run for the hills (or perhaps hit that Kentucky Tea to numb the pain).
The idea here is that I have to come up with a way to display the suit, and hopefully besting any past attempts (sorry O’Neil… although your kitty pic was hilarious – and wrong on SO many levels – thank goodness the SPCA doesn’t frequent your site!).
Once I post my choice of model and venue for THE WORLD’S UGLIEST SUIT, it’s up for grabs. So post a comment if you’re interested in being the next winner of Kim Stagliano’s little beauty. 
September 11th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Uhm.. well…. actually…gimme a moment to properly phrase that…..
Let’s just hope that winning the *traveling suit* is the beginning of a wonderful wining streak????
September 11th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Oh God…. I’m doomed aren’t I?
September 11th, 2008 at 11:36 am
The total hilarity of that suit just makes my day every time I see it! We really need some nonsense in our day don’t we? I came to your site after crying over Katie Wrights article on AoA. Congratulations on your win. I don’t have anyway of passing it on if I won it because I don’t have a blog or tons of people who read and listen to me! Good Luck to the next winner. I think someone should put it on an effigy of Offit.
September 11th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Karen, I like the way you think!
If you did win, you could blog by proxy here to give it away to someone else… just a thought. I’d be happy to share my platform with you!
September 11th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
If I won I would somehow make a model of MG Granger (Deputy Director of my current favorite healthcare agency) and proudly display him in the worlds ugliest suit!
That is freaking hilarious! Congratulations my friend!!! Too damn funny!
September 11th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
((snort)) Now THAT I’d love to see! Granger in the Stag-Suit! LOL
September 11th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
I refuse to wear it. I’ve spoken my peace and counted to three…
September 11th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Yes, with the vaesectomy appt. written in pen on the calender, I surrender, the suit.