This afternoon I was sitting in my living room with my parents. My mother and I were discussing some landscaping/house stuff when she said, “That’s something that could be solved by a quick visit to the outlet mall.”
Charlie looked up from building a robot and said, “I had a dream last night.”
We all turned to him and he said, “Yeah, I had a dream that every time I was mean or did something bad I fainted.”
I said, “When you woke up this morning you mumbled something about fainting. Charlie said, “Yeah, God did it.”
My mother said, “Really?’
Charlie said, “Yeah, God is the King up in heaven and it’s his rules.”
I said, “Okay…”
Charlie looked around the room and said, “You know at the outlet mall where you pay in line?”
Shifting gears we all said, “Yeah.” I was thinking he was moving on to a new conversation.
He said, “The lanes where you pay… the font on the sign with the number for the lane… you know that font?”
I said, “Okay…” But really, I didn’t. I had no idea what he was talking about.
Charlie said, “Up in heaven, way up in the sky, there’s a cloud that says ‘If you’re mean or bad you faint.’…”
Again, I thought he was jumping to another conversation.
He then said, “The sentence written on the cloud is the same font and it’s God’s rule.” Keep in mind we do not attend church, so this God thing is coming from his own mind.
My mother looked at me. I looked at her. I said, “The font of the sentence written on a cloud IN YOUR DREAM is the same font they use on the signs at the outlet mall?”
Charlie said, “Yep.”
My mom said, “You’re dreaming of fonts?”
Charlie nodded and went back to his robot.